Hello! I’m Tahlia, a mid-twenties girl from a rural town in southern Western Australia. I live with my fiancé, Corey, on a large block with gardens, lawns, lots of fruit trees and veggie patches aaaaand a chook pen (and a house).
We have a zoo. Close to 100 furred, feathered and finned friends we choose to share our lives with.
My plans for this blog are for me to talk about my animals and for you, my reader, to talk about yours. Have you got a story, anecdote, photos or advice about your pets you want to share? Go for it!
Enjoy the read, whoever and where ever you are :-)
With a hundred pets comes a hundred responsibilities. Feeding, grooming and cleaning takes time!
The chickens, ducks and pigeons go through nearly 60 kilos of food a month. The cat, dogs and ferrets go through 25 kilos of dry food and 15 kilos of raw chicken mince a month depending on the season. The parrots chew through 5 kilos in four weeks and our fish and axolotl luckily eat blood worm and flake, which are tiny and don’t weigh SFA!
Our squeaky lawnmowers (the guinea pigs) get carrots, leftovers from the veggie patch and fruit trees and scoot around the yard all day eating grass. They’re the fattest piggies I’ve ever had, and finally a pet that’s pretty much free to feed!
If all is good in the ‘hood, it takes nearly an hour to check, feed and handle our animals every day (except the fish.. They don’t like cuddles). Depending on the weather (it’s a bit soggy here this time of year) every day is an Easter egg hunt, too! Strangest place we’ve found eggs is in the gutter on our roof. Our hens are an adventurous bunch.
It’s pretty simple keeping them all clean. Link is smart enough to go sit under the shower on bath days, Sophie’s small enough to swim laps of the laundry sink, the parrots get shoved out in the rain for a few minutes when they need it and Abby…. Well, I’ve still got a scar on my chest from the last time we tried to bathe her. The fish are easiest- we simply up the water flow to the tanks and add dishwashing liquid. They come out sparkling like new :-D (I’m joking…)
Grooming is easy too, once a week the furminator is brought out and anything furry gets a brush. In summer we borrow our mates horse clippers and Corey shaves Link to look like a lion. He gets the benefit of scaring kids who look over the fence (“Mum there’s a lion!”) and we get the benefit of being able to see our hardwood floors sans “carpet le pooch fuzz”.
All I hope is that we do enough each day to keep our critters happy, healthy, hunger-free and mentally stimulated. They’re an odd bunch, but a good bunch.
This is Link, Corey’s eight year old Rottweiler cross. He’s the perfect mix of guard dog and oversized lap dog and we love him to bits. Before we lived in our current abode we lived on a tree farm, and he would come kangaroo and rabbit and duck hunting with us.
In February last year he made the terrible decision to go for a swim in our dam. He didn’t come home. We searched high and low and only found him the next day. He looked so crook when we found him, and after a bath to get the mud off him we soon found his injuries. He had torn his side open internally after jumping into the dam and landing on a metal fence-post. Dam water, mud, algae and tadpoles came pouring out of the wound, and we quickly made the 50 kilometre drive to the vet hospital. He underwent two separate surgeries of 6 hours total and for a long time we were scared we’d lose him.
Turns out our boy’s a fighter though! He pulled through it well. He doesn’t hunt with us anymore. It hurts him to jump or run too much due to all the scar tissue on his insides. He’s gone from muscly to wobbly and cold days and nights hurt his bones. He shares his futon mattress with a kitten. He bails up the postie for pats.
But that doesn’t matter. We think he’s great.
World, meet Sophie. She’s a very strange mix of other tiny little dogs and the brainless scarecrow of Oz fame. Two years old and two kilos light. Not easy to photograph due to being blacker than a black hole. Dumber than a box of rocks. Runs like the wind in circles around the yard with a plant pot on her head, routinely. Can be coaxed to climb trees! Cannot be coaxed down, however. Loses fights with our other dog, the cat, the cockatoo, chickens and ducks daily. Likes to sniff lit candles.
We don’t intend on breeding her.
This is our 6 month old kitten, Abby. She and her mum and siblings were found by our landlord, dumped near her house in a different shire. We got a call, checked her out and brought her home the same day. She was four weeks old and totally wild. It took a few weeks for her to relax enough for pats but we stuck with it and gave her so much love that she admitted defeat and now acts as my personal shadow. Her favourite thing to do is hide behind the toilet and jump out for pats at inopportune times (ahem). She can often be found having a personal crisis at the loungeroom window, contemplating “the great outside” and all the scary things there.
Surprisingly she and our dogs get along very well. They all share the same bed in the laundry at night and play chasey games and buzz out on catnip during the day. Such a relaxed and privileged life!